I've been getting ready for my big debut, collecting holocaust pictures, rape photos from Darfur, disemboweled jihad victims last videos, and other such stuff, for the moment when my right hand works again. Using my left hand exclusively has cut way down on certain personal activities I favor (but cannot depict here), and so its No-Pleasure-Porkie this week, at least.
However, my new makeup style is coming along grandly, as I have absolutely re-created that "Night of the Living Dead" ambience, using surprisingly little white makeup! Who would have thunk a few months ago that my complexion would become so NATURALLY sallow, that I could play a zombie, and actually convince eveyone I was!
Be that as it may, I stand ready to embark on MY FIRST TRUE HORROR FLIK! I intend to call it "Night of the Living Dead Babies", and feature lots of dead stuff, including some dolls I own, but never wanted anybody to know about before! You see the magic of the horror movie genre, is that I can trot out my little dollie collection, and dress them up, and film them being horribly desecrated, and act as if its all for the movie!
That is SO FUN !!!!
I knew those dolls would come in handy! I told wifey to SHUT UP about them long ago, and go get her own damn dolls! She is SO MEAN!
I just may desecrate HER in amongst my dollie desecrations JUST TO LET HER KNOW WHO SHE IS DEALING WITH !!!!!
Oh, and just to get all that red-hot tag coverage, let me just throw in these two words, to spam my way to fame and gory glory.... Ready ?? Here goes:... INDIAN POINT
See ya!
PORKIE PUKESTINKER
